>Not sure why i wanted to share this, but i just found milk in
>the back of my refrigerator with an expiration date of
>Wow, am I ever a manly man.
Manly man, for certain. Single man, absolutely.
But, let me reassure you. Find a woman, and your milk problems will be solved. Of course, this will invite as plethora of other problems, but you'll never pour clumpy milk on your cereal ever again!